| Only in America... | Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. |
| Only in America... | Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. |
| Only in America... | Do people order double cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a diet coke. |
| Only in America... | Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. |
| Only in America... | Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage. |
| Only in America... | Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. |
| Only in America... | Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. |
| Only in America... | Do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many," and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures." |