Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
What happens when none of your bees wax?
What's the speed of dark?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why do 'overlook and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why do they call it a TV set, when you only get one?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . .write to these people? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not a door?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
